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Cod Liver Oil – Yuck

Friday, August 8th, 2014

“I’m feeling very sick.
Ill, chills, no thrills.”
Mom knows best.
Mom says,
“Time for your COD LIVER OIL!”
And I say,
“NO! NO! NO!”
“All of a sudden
I’m feeling much better.
It must be the weather.
You’ve cured me.”
But mom says,
“You look ill.
You look sick.
Time to take
The Cod Liver Oil quick.”
And I say,
“NO! NO! NO!”
“My lips are sealed.
I’d rather die
Then drink that junk.
And that’s no lie.”
But mom says,
“It’s beneficial.
It’s great.
Omega 3
Get that straight.”
And I say,
“NO! NO! NO!”
And mouth still open
Wouldn’t you know
She poured it in my mouth.
“Look out below.
Now my dear sweet son
You’ll feel much better.”
But the cod liver oil
Tasted like worn out leather.
Eventually, I got over my cold.
I felt real healthy and it showed.
As for cod liver oil,
All I can say,
“Don’t bring it back.
Take it away.
I’d rather be sick
Then drink that stuff again.
Next time just give it
To a bully named Ben.
Let Ben drink this potion from hell.
Its time that somebody rang his bell.”